No Nut November is a lockdown.
The Nut Warden has the keys, the acorn and zero sense of humour. Cell Block G is full of gooner coins. Nobody gets a nut until December.
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The Nut Warden has the keys, the acorn and zero sense of humour. Cell Block G is full of gooner coins. Nobody gets a nut until December.
CA drops at intake
Thirty marks, scratched in with a spoon. One for every day served. Hover a mark to read the Warden's log for that day.
The gooner coins, booked and awaiting sentence. Live market caps, pulled straight off the chain. On November 1st the bars come down for thirty days.
Turn yourself in before the Warden finds you. Make your mugshot, post it, serve your thirty days.
The Warden's schedule. It is not up for discussion and neither is the acorn.
Orange jumpsuits issued. Browser history surrendered at the desk. Last call for the gooner coins to get their affairs in order.
The bars come down. Inmates report phantom notifications. Somebody in cell 4 keeps typing "BTC" and deleting it.
Pushups. Cold showers. Charts only. The Warden confiscates three phones and a Lactator.
Good behaviour gets you a window seat. Bad behaviour gets you solitary with the GTA6 trailer on mute.
The acorn is unlocked. The Warden retires to a tree. What happens in December is not his department.
What's on the shelf and how it moves.
Phantom or Solflare. The Warden doesn't care which, as long as it isn't a gooner wallet.
Commissary only takes SOL. Buy some on an exchange and send it over.
Copy it from the top of this page. Check it twice. Impostors are everywhere in Cell Block G.
Hit the buy button, confirm in your wallet, and report to your cell.
Slipped? Confess here. The Warden counts every one of them. Your count is kept on this device.
relapses on this device
A squirrel. Every November squirrels lock up their nuts for the winter. He just took it more seriously than the others and got a badge.
Big Titty Coin, Gigantic Milker Enjoyers, All About Perfect Lactators. Read the names back. They know what they did.
Nothing. It is a meme coin about a squirrel who runs a prison for thirty days. It has no roadmap past December 1st and no promise of anything.
He accepts acorns. He then locks them up.